Dear listeners, welcome! Please, close your eyes, and open your imaginations.

Imagine Round Square, the beating heart of a London borough that is almost identical to Islington, except for the fact that it has a unique microclimate… A microclimate that is perfect for the cultivation of avocados!

July the 31st, National Avocado Day. The famous Round Square Avocado Festival is about to begin. The Mayor is there! The press are there! Everyone is there! It’s everything you would expect from an Avocado Day celebration: merriment, joy, food, drink, games, performances and, naturally of course, a murder