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Wonky Donkey in association with Park Theatre present

Anything With A Pulse

Written and directed by Eliana Ostro

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A man and a woman meet in a club.

Spotting each other from across the dance floor, they hit it off. Their story should be simple enough. But in a world where we hide behind games and personas, it doesn’t always play out like that.

He tries to fit in with his macho group of friends - ‘some of the biggest dickheads to grace this planet’. And she is torn between feeling comfortable with the unexciting ‘nice guy’, or facing the games and pretences of modern dating.

Anything with a Pulse featured in Park Theatre's Pick of the Fringe season in 2019, after a successful run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival that summer. 


'The two actors are masterful' ★★★★★ Lost In Theatreland

'A witty hang-on-to-your-hormones tour of modern dating' ★★★★ The Times

'Punchy and warm. As endearing as any Richard Curtis rom-com' ★★★★ The Stage

'A his 'n' hers Fleabag' ★★★★ Broadway World

'Cutting and delivered with on-point timing' ★★★★★ Broadway Baby

'Playful, lively and wonderfully funny' ★★★★ A Younger Theatre

'Energetic and dynamic' ★★★★ London Theatre 1

'A berocca-fuelled play, fizzing with attitude from start to finish' ★★★★ Close Up Culture 


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Photography Alex Brenner